I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

You know she’s the one when you give her R300 and
she tells her friends that you gave her R3000

“I was just checking on you….”
Means, “I love you” you fool, wake up!!!

Men with beards 50 years ago: “I’m going to the woods to chop down some trees.”

Men with beards today: “I’m going to the shops. There’s a new face mask that’s gluten-free.”

If you think somebody is giving you a fake numbers,
read it back to them incorrectly. See if they’ll correct you.

Once you understand why the pizza is made round,
packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle……
Then you will undrstand women.

Better to date a drunkard than to date a pastor
who is sleeping around with all the church
members.
.
Can I get an Amen.

Rich’s wife was pregnant

Wife: “darling, guess what?☺

Rich: “what?”😶

Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊

Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨

Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??

Q.What wud u do?
,,,U r a man nd hv rented
a 3room house with ur wife.Ur lady friend
needs a place to stay & u decide to offer
her a room in ur house.Aftr a couple of
months u fall 4 her nd u start shagging
her!One day u lie to ur wife that u r going
out myb to a funeral so that u sleep at the
other room with ur lady friend!In the middle
of the nyt ur wife knoks and says ”chomi
can u pls give me a condom”,,,,?

How Much 5Litre Of 4 Cousins Will Cost
If I Bring My Own Cousins???

The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.

Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.

What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.

Treat your Bae right and God will bless you
with another one, can i get some
AMEN

The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply

The Bible said”a body is the temple of God”
but why do girls don’t want guys to enter the temple of God