Kidnapper : I will rape you all..!
Grand child : you can rape me but please leave my grandmother alone
Grandmother : leave who? For what? War is war! everyone must face the consequences

My sister consider yourself extremely ugly if
you walk pass construction workers and
they continue doing their job!!

I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Dating a skinny chick is a problem when she is like
”Babe switch off the fan it’s pushing me”

Girls with natural hair act like they have shares in Africa.

My brother, don’t fool yourself thinking that you will satisfy a
woman. Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they shave it
and draw their own. So who are u?

Main Chicks don’t Comment On Their Man’s Post Or Pictures. They Monitor The Comment Section And Screenshot The Suspicious One For Verification

My Father says my Girlfriend is ugly but
when i look at my Mom
-aii let me drink some water!!

Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like
When did i accept u 🤔?
Did u break in?

When you receive your salary…
You begin eating chicken,
When the salary begin declining you eat
chicken products (eggs)
when it continues ending up you eat
chicken food( millet,maize).
After the whole salary finish you now
become chicken itself..moving around
looking for what to eat..

I was invited to a wedding, when i reached the hotel i found two doors written
*1 . bride relatives*
*2. Groom relatives*
I entered the one written groom relatives and found two more doors
*1 . ladies*
*2. men*
I went through the one for men only to find two more doors
*1 . people with gifts*
*2. people without gift*
I went through the one one written people without gifts and found myself outside the hotel through the back door at the door it was written
*_”So in this time of hard economy you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift, no way”_*
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