When its too cold….men will apologise to her
even if she is wrong just to get🍑

The power of 🍑 vs winter
Lets not argue on this gents!!!!!

Men who date slim
girls should be
rewarded…it’s not
easy to be sleeping
with plywoods

Have you ever looked at somebody’s really good looking and be like: “Nah, you too nice for me, you gonna give me stress..!”

I have been laughing since morning when a beautiful lady
stopped me at the corner of JMN Nkomo and 9th Ave and told me that she
is looking for
GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked her Google Playstore how?
She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her
neighbour told her to go to Google Playstore and download a
new one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her that Google Playstore is no
longer in Bulawayo, but they have relocated to Victoria Falls
I then put her in a bus going to Victoria Falls
😁😁😁😂😂😂.

Hope I’ve not done bad?

My cousin thinks she can play me. She took my phone and sent a break up message to my girlfriend. I then took her phone and saved my number as *Job Update* and sent her a job invitation
Now she z on her way to Jo’burg from Limpopo for a job interview

Older 🍑 taste better….you ama 2000 hoes dont clean and wipe your 🍑 right!!!

Nizofa😂😂😂😂😂😂💃💃💃💃💃💃
Morning ama 2000

Your daughters Lord.
They hug us and dirty our white shirts with
their brown foundation Lord..!!

I went to a restaurant.
It was full; no place to sit…
I took out my mobile,
Placed it to my ear and said loudly- “Bro
come fast, she’s here with someone else…
Six women ran away

Maybe forehead kisses are actually to appreciate someone’s brain..
And that’s why most of you don’t get them

Some of you ladies also want to be loyal to
your boyfriends but the economy doesn’t
allow you

She walked into the banking hall, with her pointed shoes announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.

The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.

And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy that was waving frantically at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.

About five guys offered her their pens but she took mine, maybe because I was closer to her.

After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.

I was sweating like a pregnant fish and huffing and puffing like a Monitor lizard.

She whispered, “Please can you spell ‘thirty’ for me?”

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.

She had written, ‘Tarty Tausan’!

😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEAUTY IS NOT EVERYTHING.