When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women. Be careful with your salary. This is a gentle reminder. December is the month where girls will be more polite than customer care😂
Be Wise and Smart, Guys

You Are Not African Enough If You Have Never Clap You Hands
In The Air To Kill Mosquito

When the cameraman is your boyfriend
you appear more frequently on the church screen
than the preacher

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer”

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

If ever u feel overloaded by your wife issues, go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place an order for any 1 or more of the following antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness 😀😀

In *Soweto * , one family’s door lock got damaged. They had to urgently attend some function in *Pretoria * …. Locking door was not possible. The family cleverly put a sticker notice on the door ” Covid 19 positive do not enter “, and went away.
After return, they found a new sticker notice in old sticker ‘s place,
“Sanitisation done, the house is emptied and Everything is cleaned. Now Stay safe”
😆😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sooo, my neighbour called the police🚔 because I was smoking in my backyard. The police got here and asked where the weed was, I said I smoked🚬 it all. They said where did you buy it, I said from my neighbour….now they’re at his house🏠..!
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Learn To Mind Your Own Business!!

Witchcraft is when you see an inbox from your crush on Facebook…
And when you open it, it reads:
“You’re now connected on Messenger

WEED is Dangerous
I can’t believe i finished 1L of Vinegar thinking it’s Wine🍷….

My girlfriend went to study abroad and came back with a baby who looks exactly like her. I asked her what that was all about and she said that the child was given to her as a token of appreciation for her good behavior in campus. She thinks am stupid, well am not. I know she probably stole that child or something.

Funny guys are dangerous😂😂

They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh….

Then boom you’re naked

Never run after a bus or a girl.
There will always be another one.