Imagine deleting all the pictures you took with your ex
Boom!! He/She becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once dated.
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When people are counting they just start from one forgetting that
zero is also a number
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FIFA is currently investigating how Orlando pirates
went to FIFA world cup as Panama
Coz the 6-1 score looks familiar
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She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments
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When black coffee’s wife is angry
She closes the mayonnaise
Tightly
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Mathematics clazz
Teacher: Clazz wat iz de 10-1
One student: teacher it’s 0
Teacher: faint
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Why did the cat eat the cheese
because it thought it was the rat
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My relationship status is complicated 😢😢😭😭I’m single but not single single.. Sometimes I get peace jobs in relationships and help here and there but I’m single
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You’ve failed as a boyfriend if your girlfriend has a male bestie
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Sanzali Once lost in a forest as he was struggling to find his way out he came across a lion and the lion started chasing him so he began to run until he became tired so he kneelled down and closed his eyes playing to God to save him, When he opened his eyes he saw the lion also kneeing down praying, so Sanzali asked the lion why are you a Muslim? And the lion said shut up don’t you pray before you eat?
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Imagine Dating Someone Who Calls You “Dear”
Like You’re A Formal Letter
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A donkey fell in the deep pit and people decided to bury it with soil . As they were pouring soil in the pit to cover the donkey body. The donkey shaked the soil poured time and again until the pit was full and it walked out of the pit. People realized that instead of burying dead the donkey they were helping it to come out of the pit
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l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree ,sometime later they were doing something on the tree then they left…since l love things l went to the tree just to see,they had carved their names and put it in a heart…
Some people would find this romantic but l stood there actually shocked.
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People are busy carrying knives on dates……….Scary!!!!
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I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated.
Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and strong
Laptop to buy.
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Friend = what will happen, I I dial 001 instead of 100
Aliya Bhatt = Maybe police’s jeep will come in reverse
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You’ll Never Hear A Lady’s Real Voice Unless
She’s Being Chased By A Dog
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