I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only

*When girls call each other “Babe,
Love,etc”
*People be like: Wow, those girls are best
friends, they love each other
★When boys call each other “Babe, love,
etc”
★People be like: We knew it all along, those
two are gays.

Define A True Music Lover?
A Girl Singing In The Bathroom
While Taking The Bath And
Boy Near Keyhole Is Using His Ear Not Eyes

Stop crushing on people’s boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend to bath well,
dress nice and stay away from weed

A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.

Teacher: Rainbow, define the word “coward”.
Rainbow: It’s a cow that gets award.

I don’t know why I’ve been suspended.

Some Girls You Gotta Look At Them More Than Twice✌
To Make Sure They Are Really Girls..!

That Annoying Moment When You Are Standing There Alone
Like A Lost Puppy While
Your Friend Talks To Someone You Don’t Know

Some People Should Be Happy
That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Dear Friends
Lets create a book of lies we have heard and said;

Page 1: I cant live without you

touch lets go

A way of separating with yr girlfriend b4 14 Febuary!!

If u found 8 missed calls just say “Stop making many calls you are killing my battery nd I can see you are capable of killing me”

Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!

Be a goal digger not a gold digger. Be an independent woman.
Don’t ask for a man to buy you stuff.
Work hard and achieve your dreams.
Know your worth and be worthy