Doctor told me not to lift heavy things,
I sit down when I pee

If you help a lady when in trouble
she will definitely remember you
when in trouble again

Treat Me Well And I’ll Move Mountains To Make You Happy ,
Hurt Me And I’ll Drop Those Mountains On Your Head

Don’t be a boring girlfriend,
sometimes you must take your boyfriend to the mortuary
to show him where he belongs if you find him cheating

My Sister, Go to a Liquor store,
Choose your Happiness and forget about men.

Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?

I Was Holding Bae’s Phone When Capitac Bank Sent ” I Need You Tonight”

As I Was Helping Mommy With The House Spring Cleaning I Found My Uncle’s SIM card and My Uncle Die Two Years Ago So I Was Thinking Of Sending A Massage To His Girlfriend And Say ” Guess Who’s Back”

She was my daily crush until She posted:
“Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..

ET just arrived home, and his mother said!

“Where on Earth have you been?