When a girl introduces her boyfriend to her friends
White girls : wow he is so cute
Black girls: tell him we are hungry
Is it true ladies?
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*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here
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Your girlfriend will always tell you about the guys
she rejected not the ones she accepted.
Be wise
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So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken
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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.
He Sees A Sales Girl There & Then He Walk To Her.
Husband: “Do You Have A Book Called “Husband – The Master Of The House?”
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.“
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DID U KNOW?
Thailand has the highest number of
prostitutes!
Bt vele what else cn u expect when the
country’s name is THIGH LAND,
when the capital is BANG COCK and
a tourist spot is called FUK ET?
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A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, by the advice of Ophelia the wise woman, they wrote:
“AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!” 😜😜😜
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LADY’S TELL ME!!!
.
Break up – U Crying
Menstruation – U Crying
Child birth – U Crying
Engagement- U Crying
Wedding – U Crying
Sex – U Crying
Drunk – U Crying
.
What’s So Special About You??
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It will take de jealous woman 2 days to know every secretive things about de husband
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Once a Lawyer was travelling by train from Liverpool to Manchester.
When the train started, he realized he was traveling alone in the business class. A few minutes later, a beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite seat!
The lady kept smiling at him and eventually she sat next to him …. the lawyer kept bubbling with Joy.
She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear … “Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me, else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”. The Lawyer stared blankly at her!!
He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote “I am sorry, I can not hear or speak … Please write on this paper whatever you want to say”
The lady wrote everything that she had said earlier and gave it back to him!
The Lawyer took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket … got up and told her in clear tones …
*Now SHOUT & SCREAM!!!*
Moral of the story:
*DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*
If you don’t know how to get your dealings documented, you better learn this 2018. Once your transaction is documented the Law of evidence vindicates you.
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Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
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5 ways for man to be happy with women
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…
4. Be with a women who really loves you…
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!
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When I was kidnapped,
my parents snapped into action.
They rented out my room.
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Apparently Natal Midlands were originally named Midrand,
but since we know the battle of “R”, Midlands it remained!!!
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when wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body parts.
Men are so polite,they only look at the covered parts
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