Walking With A beautiful Girl On The Street And
No One Sees You its Stressful !
But When You Walk With Ugly Ones
You’ll Meet All Your Buddies

Don’t borrow money and start acting like a
drunkard when it’s time to pay it back

He knows when your period ends but
he doesn’t know your birthday?
My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

Guys I Need Your Advace “If Your Girlfriends Is You On
But Love Was Still Him To There Or Go Must Be Heh???

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

Hurt her before she hurts you.
I sent her the wrong pin to withdraw money

Teacher : “Who is the president of South Africa?”
Children : “Shaka Zulu.”
Teacher : “Correct, and the minister off defence?”
Children : “Benny McCArthy.”
Teacher : “Correct, what is the capital city of South Africa?”
Children : “Nkandla.”
Teacher : “Very good,
and who composed the national anthem?”
Children : “Black coffee and Dj Tira.”
Teacher : “Excellent, what do you call people from Moscow?”
Children : “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher : “Perfect, how much is 2 + 5?”
Children : “25”
Teacher : “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary!”

In a street accident, a woman tried to help the victims but suddenly a nurse came and said…

“Miss, excuse me! I am a nurse and i can do it better. Step back.. I’ve had a course in first aid and I’m trained in giving first aid and CPR”.

The woman stepped aside and watched the procedure and said, “If you need a doctor, I’m just behind you.”

The nurse turned and looked at the woman in dismay.

Humility counts! Stay humble. If you will go far in 2018, you will need to drop your pride and treat people right.

Pride only drives people away because it stinks.

Girls who wear glasses will steal your man
and act like they didn’t see…

In Which Category Are You?
1. SH – Single and happy
2. SF – Single and Flirting
3. SS – Single and Searching
4. TH – Taken and Happy
5. TNS -Taken but Not Satisfied
6. UC – Ultimate cheater
7. FA – Forever alone.

Marriage certificate is not enough.
i wanna sit next to you in your I.D photo.

The traffic cops notice a car being driven erratically up ahead and when they draw near they see the driver clattering his dog on its head. They pull him over and the lead cop goes up to the car and says ‘Not only am l booking you for driving without due care and attention, l’m also booking you for cruelty to animals.’ The bloke says ‘lf you knew what this dog had done you’d give him a clout as well’. ‘Why?’ says the cop ‘ What’s he done?’ The bloke says ‘He’s just eaten my licence and insurance.’