For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully
has already committed adultery “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water
lustfully has already bathed!
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What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?
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A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕
If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.
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it is so painful to know that ,
after 100years everybody in this App will be dead,
RIP in advance friends😭😭. I love u
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My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”
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Rabbits Jump And They Live For 8 Years.
Dogs Run And They Live For 15 Years.
Turtles Do Nothing And They Live For 150 Years.
“Today’s Lesson Learned“
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My Dear Sister.
You don’t owe anybody a flat tummy!
Just carry on with that AIRBAG, It’s all yours!!
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Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!
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OFFICER:- what is your name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
NYAA:- Michael Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your father’s name?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
NYAA:- Moses Phiri sir
OFFICER:- your native place?
NYAA: M.P sir
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
NYAA:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER:- what is your
qualification?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?!
NYAA:- Metric Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a
job?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
NYAA:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER:- what is your
personality?
NYAA:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- would you explain
urself and stop wasting my time?
NYAA:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to
you.
NYAA:- sir, how’s my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what’s that again?
NYAA:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P !
NYAA:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
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When turning on stove
White’s:1..2..3..4..5..6
Black’s:0..6
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A man can work for 5yrs and live happily
with his unemployed wife, But let a lady
work for 5dys with her husband
unemployed. The whole community will get
to know about the good for nothing man.
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Four Ants Are Moving Through A Forest.
They See An Elephant Coming Towards Them.
1st Ant Says: “We Should Kill Him.”
2nd Ant Says: “No, Let Us Break His Leg Alone.”
3rd Ant Says: “No, We Will Just Throw Him Away From Our Path.”
4th Ant Says: “No, We Will Leave Him Because He Is Alone And We Are Four.“
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I Think I Have A Serious Problem…
Today I Was Reading Daily Sun
News Paper And Find Myself
Looking For A “Like” Button..
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IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE WANTED TO BE A NURSE OR DOCTOR….
NOW YOU HAVE 5CHILDREN
I GUEES YoU ARE STILL DOING YOUR DREAM JOB
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)…
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support 😆😆😆😆
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A black child is not scared of going back to school…
.
He is afraid of bathing everyday
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