A girl asked me if Kaizer Chiefs is a series.
I asked her why & she replied “Cos their fans are always waiting for next season.

Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?

i Just Met A Lady Who’s Name is “Nomshado” And i Am Asking Myself What Was Going Through Her Parents’s Minds When They Named Her

No Matter How Old You Are, If A Little Kid Hands You
A Toy Phone You Answer It.

Ladies .. instead of dating a guy who pays your Rent
why not date the Landlord himself??

Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces , department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now , we have wrong people working for the gorvernment

A Girl who wants to cheat will cheat no matter what…even If you buy an aeroplane for her she will start dating the pilot..😕😕

If you like take her out, feed her until she can’t walk again she will still crawl to another guy.

Bob left work one Friday evening.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his mates and spending his entire wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

He replied, “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Him : Hey baby, im at your home outside
Her : Eish baby sorry im not home. Im in Jo’burg. I left yesterday baby. What do you want?
Him : Eish baby its fine. I wanted to see you. l have ten thousand rand here!
Her : Yo baby give me five minutes. I’m coming
Him : Aibo baby. Five minutes from jo’burg?
Her : No baby. I’m at my friend’s place. We call her place jo’burg. I’m coming now now baby
Him : OK baby. Don’t be long, we waiting
Her : Who are you with?
Him : I’m with my friend from Durban. Sometimes we call him ten thousand rand

I was watching a Chinese movie, suddenly the actor started to cough.
I turned off TV, lets be careful 😏

Women don’t communicate the problem.
They expect men to figure what the problem is and get mad when they don’t..!

Have you ever dated someone on social media and
ended up breaking up without meeting

Rich and his wife are waiting at the bus stop, with their 8 children👪
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A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So Rich and the blind man decide to walk🚶🚶
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After a while Rich gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him; “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!”😠
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The blind man replies: “If you had been putting a rubber at the end of YOUR ***k, we’d both be sitting in the bus!!!”