Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.

If she cheat on u this December! Just give her fake money,
Mr price security will deal with her!
you will thank you later

*U think you are someone’s full chicken only find out you are not even a neck, you just nails

Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..

Breaking News!!!

A nine year old girl has dissappeared after
using a moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger

The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…

You know how difficult to draw eyebrows .
And your boyfriend texts you “Babe am not coming ”
Don’t do that boiz

Having a Female bestie is cool
until She gets a Boyfriend

Today my mother In Law gave me a tea to drink then she winked at me.
Yaz Ive never been so scared like this to drink tea.

There’s nothing in this world irritating like dating a police officer. 😂 😂 😂
.
Sometimes when you wake him/her up. He/she would be like, “Hands up. You have a right to remain silent”

On my first year I met this other beautiful Christian girl dressed up in a very short dress.

Nerio: Hi my name is NeRio, do you mind if I walk you down to your room?

Her: No Dear , I don’t mind at all !!!! 😘 😘. Please do me the honour.

I was so excited that I met a phenomenal girl. When I got to her place, I hugged her and she felt my “D” jumping, kicking off so she smiled and laughed at me then she softly said to me “Matthew 7 verse 7”

I deeply paused, my “D” turned off immediately. I was so damn embarrassed and she noticed I was embarrassed so she said, don’t stress about what just happened, a thing like that happens when a boy is with a girl but you should really go read your Bible. She looked very disappointed in me when she said that.

I walked to my place very slow and disappointed. When I got there I put a pot on the stove to cook my evening meal and I sadly opened my bible, paged it.
Matthew 7 verse 7 “Ask and it will be given to you”

I kicked off that pot with a boiling water and burned my foot. 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 Damn I tell you guys, it’s important to read a bible sometimes