Some Ladies will closethe Door, close the Window just to Dress and
still Come out half Naked..!!
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Students from college : “Hi”
students From University : “Basically Hi though”
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‘BRAVE’ is a Girl With Ugly Toes Wearing Sandals
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Some idiot found my Bank card in Public when I was paying for my groceries literally 30 seconds after I dropped it!!! And he tried to keep it!! I kept tapping him on the shoulder to tell him to give it back because I saw him pick it up! But this idiot denied having it!! 😡😡😡 This is where it gets interesting 🙄.
A bigger idiot kept tapping the… See More
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I’m A Cheater,
But I Don’t Cheat Humanity.
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I Hate Studies,
But Luv Technology.
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I Flirt Wid Flirters,
But I Respect Lovers.
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World Can’t Change Me,
But I Can Change Da World.
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I Don’t Have Books In Hand,
But I Have Revolutionary Ideas In Mind.
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I’m Da Rarest Race On Earth..
Meet Me
I’m A Last Bench Student!!!!
Share itttt back benchersss ♥
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Girls be like “men are dogs,men are dogs”now you are pregnant with a baby boy and you are starting to say “my handsome child” no my sister that’s puppy
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Just because he called and say “sleep like a baby my love”
He doesn’t mean you must urinate on the bed..
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Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married???
…That was common sense leaving your body!
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I intentionally Put My Grandma’s Phone On Silent,I told Her To Bring Money To Buy Ringtone That Her Own Ringtone Has Finished
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A man Phiri and his wife Pamela
never fought for 25 years
of their marriage.
A friend asked him how he had managed to
make it possible.
He narrated:
“We went for our Honeymoon in Australia
25 years ago
and while riding on a horse,
My wife’s horse jumped and my wife fell
down.
She got up,patted the horse’s back and said
“This is your first time”
After a while it happened again.
She patted the horse again and said:
“This is your second time”
The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse
dead
I Was so shocked and I shouted at her. . . . . .
. .”Are you crazy! What’s wrong with you?
Why did you kill the horse?
She smiled at me and said
“This is your first time”
Since then. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
My Mouth has been shut🙊
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i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥
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I really can’t wait to have Twins and
name them Terms & Conditions
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👧: Why does this Adidas have 4 lines!?🙄👀
👳🏾♂️: 1 line Mahala For you my friend.
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My parents haven’t apologize
to me for making me ugly
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Those Girls Who Used To Have A Notebook
Full Of Song Lyrics. .
How’s Your Music Career Going?
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A serial killer broke into a house and confronted a couple. The serial killer asks “what are your names? i would like to know my victims’ names before i kill them”. Then the woman said “my name is Elizabeth”. Then the
killer said, “i will not kill you because my mother is Elizabeth. The killer then turned to the terified man and said “HEY YOU!!, what is your name?” Then the man responded,
“i am Bob but my friends call me Elizabeth.”
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