Dear Alcohol We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer…….. I saw the Continue Reading..

If you can kiss a woman with lipstick passionately.. My brother you can eat crayons happily.

They Will investigate Why You Are Rich , But They Will Never investigate Why You Are Poor

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

We haven’t forgotten that 90’s girls used to have music book’s with wrong lyrics..! ☝

Dear Death English Says”Ladies First” Plz Follow That Rule Too

Tell him he is handsome not cool he’s man not an ice cream.

You know it’s winter when a slender chick says ” Let me focus on my studies”