Last night, My Neighbour Came home drunk and banged on his own door for like 5 Mins . Problem is , He lives alone, So I went outside and told him
“He wasn’t there ” and he left !!!

If you have no intentions of marrying her,
one round is enough!!!
Stop drilling someone’s wife tu😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Its all about friday and weekend

Dear ladies…
Call him today and tell him you are coming and
sleep over his place….
then switch off your phone and sleep
Make that idiot to clean his room..

Morning

Sometimes you just don’t realize you love someone
until they buy a car.

Scary moment is when u fell a sleep in a couch but when u wake up u wake up in bed… But u live alone…

Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat

Remember growing up saying “I want to
be a pilot”.
20 years later the only thing you do related
to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.

How many slices of cheese
must i eat for me to be cheeseboy?

Dear Ladies 👧

If your boyfriend doesn’t have your time ✋

You can take mine 👉 It’s now 20:43

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN.
(1) FINE- is a word used to end an
argument when she knows she is right
and u nid to shut up.
(2) NOTHING- means something, you need
to be worried.
(3). GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not
permission, dont do it.
(3). WHATEVER- is a woman’s way of saying
“screw you”
(5) THATS OK- she is thinking long and
hard on how and when you wil pay for
your mistake…
Pliz dont try this at home!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF
HEALTH