When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be
“I left one million dollars in the
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Difference Between Frnd & Wife.
U Can Tell Ur Frnd- You Are My Best Frnd.
But Do U Hav Courage Tell 2 Ur Wife- U R My Best Wife?
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My girlfriend broke up with me . She thinks I’m childish. So i calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away
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When you’re home alone and you keep hearing foot prints !!!
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[Dear Ladies]
Have you ever made a guy drop you off at another guy’s place?
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When you thought they broke up then boom!!!
She posts him again
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Of course you are not fat,
just grab a couple of chairs and sit down.
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Some Of Us Have Nothing Negative To Talk About Our Ex’s,🤷♂
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We Were The Problem
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Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that.
They think they are in movies
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Five ways to make any man happy in his life.
1st: is to find a girl make him smile
2nd: to find a girl who shares everything with him
3rd: to find a girl loves him true love
4th: To find a girl give him attention
And finally .. !!
He doesn’t let the four girls know each other
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If you gonna cheat make sure you wear your old clothes so that if someone takes pictures you can say it was long time ago…..
My Wisdom will kill me one day
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There is a priest, buy a 6 dozen eggs to give to the mahhrap… he left it in front of the church to open the gate, but when he comes back. So when the “Mass” is…
Priest: Stand up with eggs…
(stand all boys)
Priest: I mean those who saw eggs…
(stand all girls)
Priest: not.. I mean those who saw my eggs…
(stand the nun)..
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Im not a sleeping person is important
when doing an interview at a security company
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.
Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.
Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.
Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”
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Calvin’s wife was caught stealing a tin of baked beans at Shoprite.
When she appeared at court, the magistrate started to count the beans and he said, “sixty beans in a tin” that means sixty days in jail.
Calvin then stood up and said, “there are five more tins at home”
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Me: I have a problem of forgetting things within 3 seconds
Doctor: when did the problem start
Me: which problem ?
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