A married woman entered a Pharmacy, she walked to the Pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said: ‘I would like to buy FAST KILLING POISON FOR HUMANS’.
The bewildered Pharmacist asked: ‘Why, what for? The lady replied: ‘I need it to poison my husband’.
The Pharmacist shouted: ‘Lord have mercy, it’s against the law! It’s a sin.’
Absolutely not! shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed: ‘Why didn’t you tell me you had a Prescription….

This Guy posted: you are 24 and yet you don’t have a degree. What’s your plan?
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I commented: TO start a company, hire you with your Degree and delay your payment
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Blocked

*My friend invited me to a wedding and while sitting I whispered to a person sitted next to me:*

*ME* the bride is ugly..
*PERSON:* if you dont mind, thats my daughter
*ME:* ooh am sorry I didn’t know you are the father..
*PERSON:* idiot am not the father, am the mother..
*ME:* heeeh

Welcome to Swaziland where parents remove their glasses
just to hear what u saying

South African guys they don’t say” it’s over”……
they just stop calling.

I’m left Facebook guys and the whole grouping of people……
good bye 👋.
Books are now ready for studied. I wrote my Exam next weeks.

Don’t get it twisted…
Ladies know EXACTLY what they want to eat.
They just don’t know your budget.

New Love is nice, until you find out it’s Made in China
due to factory faults of Boferbe

The pain of not being able to tell your girlfriend that
your other girlfriend is cheating on you
with a guy that is playing her

– i Might Just Go To Jail So That
i Can Save Myself From The Pain Of Being Broke
This DECEMBER 😔

DRAGON BALLZ Are The Only Cartoons That Taught Me
How To Be Patient ☺😊 ,
i Remember Waiting 2 Months For GOKUU To Kill FREEZER!!…

Today I went To The toilet without my phone and
there are 112 tiles in the bathroom.

Those girls who slap their boyfriends
when they’re mad.
I need to date one of them,
so I can teach her a lesson.

Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.

The way this weed making me feel too high…
I can even kill two stones with one bird