Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you ,
who is swimming with you or
who will swim after you.
My brother just enjoy your swim

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A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌

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I’m Selling My Camp Chair, Cooler box and Braai Stand
I Need Money For Transport To Get To Work

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The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males, yet every girl has a boyfriend.*

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It was a practical session in the psychology
class.
The professor showed a large cage with a
male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on
one side and kept a female rat on the other
side.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cake and
replaced it with some bread.
The male rat ran towards the bread.
This experiment went on with the professor
changing the food every time.
And, every time, the male rat ran towards
the food item and never towards the female
rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that
food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back
rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?
This one may be his wife!”

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If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do

1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me

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Some breakups can make you steal your mother’s phone
and text your Bae

“Makoto, Why are you doing this to my child?

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When a black person is losing an argument on fb
they visit your profile and make it pérsonal

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Some guys are not romantic at all, if you see the way they pull off ladies pants before sex, you will think they are starting a generator!

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Ladies,if He kisses u on ur
forehead,it doesn’t mean He is
very romantic nee
Ur mouth may be smelling.

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A boy comes home after school. His grandmother asks him, “Well, tell me Jimmy, what did you do today?”
“Granny, you won’t believe it! In chemistry class we did experiments with explosives.”
“Oh, and what are you doing tomorrow at school?”
“At what school?”

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You Attend Kids Birthday Parties,
Drink some juice Then You Call Yourself
A Party Animal

Yagula Wena,You are a Party insect

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On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…

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Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?

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