hate people who use big English words
to make us feel perspicacious

When a short man married a short woman
What did they expect to give birth to a dwarf of course.

You’ll be surprised by how many arguments
women have won just by Crying..

There’s no WAY that goes to Heaven that allows you to do what seems to be right on your eyes or what you wish.

Tebza:I want to be a millionaire just like my father…
Lebo:Wow… Ur father is a millionaire???…
Tebza:No… He also wanted to be a millionaire just like his father

5 perfect ways for a lady to be completely happy in life…
1. Be with a man who make you laugh always😁
2. Be with a man who give you his time🕟 and attention💑
3. Be with a man who take care of you always💅💆💇
4. Be with a man who really love you unconditionally👫 and the way you are😍😘
5. Make sure that all these 4 men (idiots) dont know each other!!!!!

Ladies try it and you will thank me later

A mentally retarded man stole a cellphone from a shop. He was caught but the owner of the shop decided to let him keep it, after all, the mentally challenged gentleman would not know how to operate the complicated handset. However, something funny happened as the the mentally retarded man pressed the phone, it did not respond. So, he continued pressing, pressing and pressing …. *Read more*

Grade 12 learners,
if you need help with mets, fizics,joegrafi and bawloji. Inbocks me.

Secret to a long lasting marriage. Listen to your husband always
because he’s always right😏

Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors

Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

Family members who visits you and ends up taking your clothes, shoes, spray, lipstick, powder, e.t.c..😄

They are not your relatives they are your relathieves.

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him..
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
“He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall”
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee…
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.

The husband looks up from his coffee, “I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating.. Do you remember back then?”, he says…
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
“Yes, I do”, she replies.
The husband pauses. “The words were not coming easily.”
“Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?”
“Yes, I remember, says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.”
The husband continues.
“Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
“Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?””
“I remember that also”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says…

“I would have been released today if only I made the right decision!”