They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like:
👇👇👇
“My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Eyes Tho, My Lips Tho, My Butts Tho”.

witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

The population of females in the world is more than twice the population of males, yet every girl has a boyfriend.*

Your Periods Will Skip You Just Like The Way
You’re Skipping Our Posts!!!

The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.

Witchcraft is When you tryin’ kill a Snake
that just enter inside your Room…😂
Then suddenly Boom the Electricity goes Shutdown.
You Are Finished!!

When you put that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death around my heart.

She who disappears from Social media will return with a new born baby,
Babydaddy chapter 1:13.
Amen..!

Thanks to social distance
I’m tired of those who sleeps on my shoulder at taxi

My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife
was feeling for sex and she did not want to whisper to me since i was busy
sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has
headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her
leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came
back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy

I gave my neighbor’s child R20 to buy airtime of R12 and take the remaining R8 as dash. Could you believe this nyopfi came back eating Kota and gave me R12 change. Telling me that Airtime is R12.50

When a black person is losing an argument on fb
they visit your profile and make it pérsonal

When your family finally accepts that you
are a whore
They will be like
”Please bring pizza when you’re back