Dating A Zulu Girl Is Amazing. I Spoke So Much English In My Previous Relationships. Sometimes I’d Wake Up Thinking I’m A-Reece

I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

Public Service Announcement
If the relationship started this year 2018, then it is not eligible for Valentine’s gifts and spoiling……
It’s considered a Late Entry.
Boyfriends Association of Africa.

A girl returns home after
15 years!
Father : where
the hell have u been all
this years?*angry* Girl: I
was working as a
PROSTITUTE in the U.S.A.
Father: wtf?? Get out of
my house u whore, I dont
want to see your face
again
Girl: *cryn*, before I
go dad. I came to give u a
$5 million cheque, n here
is a $1million for my
brother. I had build a big
house for u in the
northern surburbs wit
evrything in it includin a
ferarri n a Bugatti. Bye
dad
Father: what kinda
work u said u where doin
*smilin*
Grl: a PROSTITUTE
dad*cryn out loud*
Father: Come n give daddy
a big hug, I thought u said
u where a ” PROTESTANT

Ex:why you don’t answer your phone??
Me:cos I lost my memory card

i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

Date the guy, give him your time
Mnyobise a nyee
Don’t ask any money from him.
Buy him airtime when he’s broke.
Take him out, buy him gifts he deserve the
best.
Don’t ask him about girls, just love him the
way he is, le ha feba love him for that.
On weekends give him some cash to go
out with his friends a loja monate.
If he was trash then, he will change
because of the love you’ll be giving him.
Don’t cheat on him,men are not strong like
you ladies
Appreciate him and he will become the
man you want.

There are people on your friend list who look at your timeline all the time, but they don’t really like you; so they never comment or like anything you post. But they won’t unfriend you because they are too scared not to know what you are doing.🙊
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The level of witchcraft in Africa will kill someone!!

When the cameraman is your boyfriend
you appear more frequently on the church screen
than the preacher

90% of Blacks can’t swim✋
We just walk around the pool like invigilators✊

*Many women normally don’t have transport money to & from the man’s place. But once they suspect you’re with another woman at your place, I don’t know where they get the money, you just hear her knocking on the door*
*But women…. How*

Keep On Forgiving Him while You Are still Looking for Someone to Replace with