While seryoaong eats boknoy and Mary of lomi. Mary: babe, I have something to say to you. Boknoy: babe, later. Continue Reading..

You’ll go to your neighbour’s house and see the dog with no chain… And they be saying, “Don’t be afraid, Continue Reading..

Ladies be 28+ competing with females who are 19yrs for a nigga..! 😏

Girlfriend: babe why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?😕 Me: You told me to surprise you

Arguing with a woman it’s like wrestling with a pig in mud. After an hour you realise the pig likes Continue Reading..

I rather drink 5 litres of KFC soup nd spend the whole month in the toilet, than to check on Continue Reading..

Ever looked at some facebook friends and be like When did i accept u 🤔? Did u break in?

I Told my uncle that I see myself wen I luk at him. I don’t know why he smiled becoz Continue Reading..