Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Those of you that come to Facebook to correct people’s grammar you think you know engish neh?what is the past tense of bread?.

Sthandwa sam should i change the channel to watch soccer?
–
Busha: No please watch porn
You know how to play soccer moc

Dear Boss.

With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.

Your

Faithful employee.

Dating a short woman is so
cutie, she will always looks up to you.

Matric learners just finished school 2 days back.
They are now giving us advices. Woow

As long as i work at the mortuary
No girl will be burried as a virgin..

Some People Should Be Happy
That Mirrors Don’t Laugh

Seriously Auto Correct??? You honestly think I want to search for “Hardcore Poem” at 00:37am?😏

Just because I’m not your boyfriend it doesn’t mean
you’re not my girlfriend

In 2019 we need 3 days for going to
church ⛪ not on Sunday only 🤚 we need to
praise the Lord more 🙂
Can I get an amen

INTERNATIONAL RULES OF MANHOOD

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an
umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the
following
circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its
master.
b. The moment Julie G. starts unbuttoning her
blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss’ car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The
Crying Game”.
e. When she is using her teeth.

3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party
may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you
must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually
marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in
a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at
will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall
never be required to buy a birthday
present for another man. In fact, even remembering
your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.

Dear girlfriend!!!
Next time I ask you “how was your day?”,
Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit.
I mean tell me everything. I want a detailed explanation!!