There Is ” My Bundle of Joy ” n then there is
” My sack Of Shit ” two Different kids
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At church I make sure I sit next to a beautiful lady
wat if the pastor says tell you neighbour you love them
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My Teacher asked me to define “Trouble”
I walked to d front of the class and said
“Trouble is when you drove on it bike🛵 to the Police 👮 checking point without a driving license. So u were canned 24 times with wire. As u entered ur bike🛵 with tears😭😭, You shouted “God punish you”, pointing at the Police. Unluckily Your bike🛵 did not start again.😂😂😂
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Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes
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*When girls call each other “Babe,
Love,etc”
*People be like: Wow, those girls are best
friends, they love each other
★When boys call each other “Babe, love,
etc”
★People be like: We knew it all along, those
two are gays.
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I used to think Jackie Chan movies were fake until
I saw a Cobra in my compound. I ran,….
my leg didn’t touch the ground.
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I Swear This Is Just Not My Year
Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .
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Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!
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Whenever my girlfriend airtime sender called her📞
I will pretend to be like a deaf and dumb 😜
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Yo mama so fat…
when she farted she caused global warming
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How to survive January
1) date a taxi driver for free ride to work
2) attend each and every funeral in your hood for a free plate
3) borrow meat from your neighbours and make soup and take it back
4) stay away from broke girls or niggas even he/she is your xondile
5) use one teabags at least 3× before you throw it away
6) use a taxi to work and save petrol
7) mix water with sugar to make a drink
8) try to use prostitutes for sexual needs to avoid imali yekhanda and unnecessary use of money
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Apart from: “I love You”; “I miss you”; “I cant live without you”,
Which other joke do you know??
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i Was So Sad On Saturday i Was Watching “Sarafina” On My Hospital Bed 😢 , I’m Discharged Today 😁 .. i Can’t Wait To Go Home And Watch “Anaconda” 😠 i Wanna See White People Getting Swallowed By A Snake To Feel Better 😥
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That awkward moment when you greet everyone and no one respond 🤣😂😂
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If you hear your pastor saying “am not going to preach for long”, just cancel all the the plans you had after church
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My goal for this year is to be crazy rich…..
im already crazy.
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