When “You” have won the lottery😊
And your girlfriend keeps on saying “We” have won
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FACTS ABOUT BOYS
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•They Pretend a lot
•They Know how to make a gal stupid
•They are players
•They don’t keep their promises
•They are liar’s
•They are Heartbreakers
•They don’t trust too much
•They don’t love much
•They don’t know what they love when it comes to girls
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True or False ?
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“visit my wall” and “add me close”
Which Other Strategy Of Bitchies Do You Know ?
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Can’t stop laughing..I was buying mangoes at the junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; “Degree wait for me”. I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; “madam, why do u call this child degree”? The woman laughed and said “I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home…kikiki
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Valentine is around the corner.
Surprise your side-chick/girlfriend by introducing her to your wife😂
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It’s always the fine guy who walks up to you,
looks at you with charming eyes,
then whispers to your ear “my friend likes you”
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while he points at a monkey with big forehead like rabbit
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tyres ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Atitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
*Women ~ Pantieless
Everything is becoming LESS but
still our hopes are ~ Endless.
Infact am ~ Speechless
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Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
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When you’re in bed with bae and
you so wanna play with her hair…
but it’s on the chair in the dining room
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Teacher: “Who is the President of
South Africa?”
Children: “Dingiswayo.”
Teacher: “Correct, and the Minister
of. Defence?”
Children: “Benny McCathy.”
Teacher: “Correct. What is the
capital city of South Africa?”
Children: “Mangaung.”
Teacher: “Very good, and who
composed the National Anthem?”
Children: “Ladysmith Mambazo.”
Teacher: “Excellent. What do you
call people from Mosco?”
Children: “Mosquitoes.”
Teacher: “Perfect. How much is 2 +
5?”
Children: “25.”
Teacher: “That’s great, you’re going to be stupid like this until your government
increases my salary!
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Besides driving a polo
Which other HIV symptoms do you know?
😦😄😂🤣😆😃😊
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A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb
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Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!
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Have you ever typed a message and thought
“No this English is too Strong for this person And
had to simplify it”..
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Son: Dad, my assignment is difficult
Dad: why is your assignment?
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Okay? It’s quick, okay, okay, I’ll see you again what is your assignment again
Son: what is the pencil in English?
Father: Ah, what child hm “Mongle”
Son: Okay? Mongolian ” my classmate said, he said.
Father: Okay? I know I really miss a pencil.
My child: he said he said
Dad: ah maybe an eraser
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Dear ladies, please stop taking screenshots when we call you
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