Somewhere on Facebook,
there are two people who
fell in love,Dated, and
Broke up, before they
could even meet each
other

I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.

My girlfriend is visit me today….what did i cook for him without meet🍗🍖 because she is a Vegetable she don’t eat meat….any receipt please

A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to Sable Hills, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, … then 155, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before, why you were speeding… I’ll let you go.”

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!

The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir “…

I’ve always wondered why women are always slapping their heads….

….but now I remember we used to do the same to old TVs
when they were not getting proper network signal….

That shame you get when you enter a boutique and
you see your salary boldly written on a pair of shoes.

When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me
reply that’s the point.

I really struggle with being lazy…I say to myself,
“Should I sit down and do nothing or
should I lie down and do nothing?”

If God is a ​Police Officer
How many times would you have been ​fined​ or arrested
for parking your life wrongly? Over loading with Lusts and Pleasures of the world? Not carrying the Fire Extinguisher always (Bible)? Over Speeding (Going Ahead of God’s Plans)? Driving without a License (Holy Spirit)? Not observing Traffic Lights (commandments)? And forgetting to put on your Safety Belt (Prayer)? Think about it…. SPREAD THE GOSPEL

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

Men with big tummies,
pliz do something becoz you are confusing our kids.
Now my nephew believes that
women give birth to girls and men give birth to boys

I still can’t believe that we’re on day 71 of 21 days of Lockdown

That moment your teacher is letting know that
he/she won’t be available tomorrow
And you be like :No why marha?
But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business

Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media