Fat girls without hips (-)……
wearing high-waist jeans and
be looking like a dstv remote😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please no arguement here✋
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Stop kissing her lips and neck all the time, that’s not the only place on her body, surprise her by kissing her ARMPIT….
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Lebo:I love u.
Tebza:Same
Lebo:So why don’t u say it?
Tebza:Because u will smile.
Lebo:So?
Tebza:You will show ur teeth
Lebo:What’s wrong with my teeth?
Tebza:They remind me of a song.
Lebo:What song?(Blushing) Tell me.
Tebza:Black and Yellow,Black and Yellow.
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Boy: hi miss, are you water?
.
Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you talk to me if i am water? That’s why you don’t have it.
.
Boy: is it like that? What do you just say matches for another matches?
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Girl: I already know that. Says matches in another matches “match us”.
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Boy: Idiot! He has nothing to say. It’s matches. Do you know any posporong speaking? That’s why no one is courting you.
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That moment when you send your boyfriend your picture
without make up and he’ll be like “lmao Who’s this Babe”..!!
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magine u spent R220 buying ur family KFC bucket & ur father gives u attitude when u tell him to wash the dishes afterwards.
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i Paid My Rent 😥 , So Don’t Ask Me To Go Out ✋
Because I’m in The Crib Getting My Money’s Worth
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I almost cried in the Bus today when one
girl said “Please increase the volume of the window,
heat is happening to me”.
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That moment when electricity comes back
while you’re naked outside trying to lock🔐the gate..!
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I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated.
Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and strong
Laptop to buy.
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*I am self employed so if you see me talking alone don’t bother to ask me , no problem ,maybe I have staff meeting
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Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush….*
*Dont let anyone touch or use* *it*, *only you and you alone….*
*Keep it clean and safe…..*
*And please,*
*Remember to change it after every 3 months.*
*Its healthy. Thank you.*
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Teacher:”Why are you laghing?”
.
Boy1:”I saw a trap of your bra”
.
Teacher:”get out !No class for you
for a week”
another boy starts laughing
.
Teacher:”why are you laughing?”
.
Boy2:”I saw both strap of your
bra”
.
Teacher:”Get out !No class for you
for 1month”
.
[Teacher bends down to pick up a
chalk]
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and Little TC started
packing his books and walked
out
.
Teacher:”And where do you think
you going?”
.
Little TC:”with what I saw just
now,I think my school days are
over”
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A Teacher (Mr Gumede) was teaching opposite
words and pointed to Tinklas to stand
up and answer some Questions.
Teacher:What is the opposite of
Good?”
Tinklas:Bad
Teacher:Come?
Tinklas:Go
Teacher:Ugly?
Tinklas:Sexy
Teacher:You’re wrong!
Tinklas:You’re Right
Teacher:Shut up!
Tinklas:Keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Tinklas:Ok,then carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class!
Tinklas:Come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Tinklas:Oh my devil
Teacher:You have failed!
Tinklas:I have passed..
Did Tinklas Pass or Fail ?
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To my future kids I’ll only take care of your maths homework from grade 1-4, your mother will do from grade 5-12 i am a very busy man
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If a chick come to my crib & i go to the
bathroom she gotta clap until i come back,
if she stop clapping she stole something
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