bank teller: Sir your bank account is overdrawn.

Me: so are your eyebrows.

Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪

Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”

Ladies if u are engaged don’t say u are taken,
u are just booked.
And bookings can be canceled anytime…

Father!!!!
Forgive me, for i’m about to steal someone’s wife/girlfriend……
be cause when they stole mine you didn’t say or do anything!!!
Amen

They should have just let me study medicine with my level 2 maths. I was just gonna focus on small diseases like flu and headache

She Left Note On Fridge- It’s Not Working! Can’t Take It Anymore.
He Opened D Fridge,
The Beer Was Cold Nd Said-
WTF Is She Talking About?

No matter how Angry the Community is, They will never burn the Tarven🍺🍻….they will rather burn the school and the Clinic instead

Sdumo : Do you think a woman can turn you a millionaire ?

Skebhe : yes only if you are a billionaire

People Who Write “Thanks for accepting
my friend request” Have Been Through A
lot In Life.
There’s No Way You Can Be This Humble

Today l smoked weed🍁🍁
And l ended up asking my Granny👵
“Hey baby gal where do l know u from”😁😁😁
it was my first day

When you chase women you lose money, but when you chase money you will never lose beautiful women. Be careful with your salary. This is a gentle reminder. December is the month where girls will be more polite than customer care😂
Be Wise and Smart, Guys

WITCHCRAFT is when your father sells his only piece of land and sent you abroad to study medicine, After 7 years you come back as a DJ.

Ko 10th Floor
.
Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆