*2020 you are the next millionaire in your family. Don’t type amen, go to work*
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*You are living in a country 🇨🇲with all the three colours 🇨🇲of pepper and you think life will be easy?*🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻
Green pepper,Red pepper ,Yellow pepper
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*I’m not saying l hate my ex,l’m only saying that if l find her in the hospital
on life support machine
l will unplug the machine and charge my phone.
I jus hate low batteries*
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Maths Sir: What Is A Line?
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A Genius Answers:
A Line Is A Dot, Going For A Walk…!!
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Until you are Married, you are Single
Stop deceiving yourself
Let’s clear this confusion and mentality:
1. We just got engaged (single)
2. I live with my boyfriend (still single)
3. We have been together for 5years (super single)
4. He had credit in my name (very very single)
5. I call his mother and she calls me also (connected single)
6. I stay at his place (foolishly single)
7. He post my pictures on social media and uses my pictures as his dp (first class Mumu single)
8. He comes to my house everyday (end of discussion single)
9. He has come to see my people before traveling abroad (living in bondage single)
10. All his family knows I’m his future wife (senselessly single)
Gently mans and ladies be wise!!!
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I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.”
I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary At The End Of The Month I’m Getting You A New Car”
She Text Back In One Second: “OMG Really?”
I Replied: “No I Just Wanted To Make Sure You Got My First Message.“
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Please my people I need your advice:
If it wise for a young guy to MARRIAGE A WINDOW?
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When your salary is R3 500 and your child’s school fees is R1 500
And you hear him saying’ 1+3=13
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Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize that it is possible.
“There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his Umbrella instead of his
Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun and shot the Lion, the Lion collapsed & died.
Guy:This is totally Nonsense. “Someone else must have shot the Lion”
Doctor: Good!!
Next patient please…have a lovely day
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I’ve just killed a mosquito that bitten Me 5 years Ago 😬
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That N*gga thought I forgot his face
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Nobody cheat like a guy who always say
“The problem is that you don’t trust me”
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I post my girlfriend’s pictures everyday
with the privacy settings to only me
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[This is how u scare people in a plane]
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“This is Captain Ronnie speaking
Reporting on behalf of the crew
I would like to welcome you aboard Swazi Airways Flight 602 from Sikhuphe to Johannesburg
We are currently flying at 35 000 feet midway the borders of the two countries, if you look out on the windows on the starboard side you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire
If you look out of the window on the left you will notice that the wing has fallen off
News coming from the pilot says some of the buttons of the airplane on the front panel are not working so the plane won’t land safely
Please note that
This is a recorded message so it is not real
Have a good flight!”
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Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂
Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!
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Somewhere in Limpopo they have already named a child ‘Croatia’
😂😂😂😂😂……..
Morning limpopians
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There Are Some People On Ur Friend List
Who
Look At Your Timeline All The Time
,But They Don’t Really Like You ,So They
Never Comment Or Like ,Anything You
Post…….
But They Won’t Delete You Cause They’re
Too Scared Not To Know
What You’re Doing
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