I’m Having A Bad Day,My Dog Impregnated My Neighbour’s
Dog And Now They Want Me To Pay For Damages

Grade 12 students
Don’t throw Those t-shirts/Trousers away
You might be a security Guard next year

I was so broke until my bundle of joy came back
with his teachers wallet

They always says don’t laugh at other people situation
coz you’ll end up being in that situation
but I’ve been laughing at Bill Gates
but nothing happens. Mxm

Girl: I can do anything 4 u.
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro, Ur mother might be getting worried.

Send Your Lady Some Flowers To Work On Valentine’s Day
From A Secret Admirer,
If She Don’t Bring The Flowers Home…
She’s Cheating Fam🙆🚶

This thing of sleeping with a phone in your hand
Look now I just bought a house online

Her: Hey sugar
Me: hello teabag
She blocked me😱
I thought we were making tea

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.”
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong” (Nyaa smiles hysterically)
And the lawyer continued…
“To my cousin Nyaa, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will. Well, you were wrong,
Hi Nyaa!”

How are you going to know pillow fights
while your boyfriend uses blankets as pillows