Have you ever seen a pregnant slender girl near you. 😂 😂 😂
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The are very funny, they look like small letter “b”.

Drugs For Husbands!
💉💊🔬
This really cracked my ribs …..
New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for NAFDAC approval…😔
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim…
SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on DSTV…
WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…
SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…
FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.
VERYTASTYMYCIN : Induces husbands to always praise wife’s cooking….no matter how it tastes…!
Don’t just laugh alone but share with our femalefolks who need to laugh and men who must be aware before they fall victim

Police officer: Mr Kasote, we are here to investigate the source of your wealth…

Mr Kasote: When I was poor, did you investigate the source of my poverty?

My best mate Gavin was found
dead this morning after taking an
overdose of heartburn
medication……… I’m so gutted I
cant belive Gav is gone Rip
buddy

The pain of being blocked by someone you wanted to block first..!

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Question: “What Is Will Power?”

Solid Answer: “It’s When You See 10 Notification, 20 Msgs & 30 Friend Reqeusts, And Still You Click . . . . . . . . . “Logout“

How long should a Girl wait
before asking for money in a new relationship? 🤔

Date someone within your sense of humour range💏. Imagine being cross-questioned for a mere meme you shared..!

Girls want Attention.
Women want Respect.
Men want both.
No no.. not Attention and Respect.
Both Girls and Women

You buy your P30, we buy clothes, we dress & look nice, we borrow your phone & take pictures, we send them to your Mobicel & Life goes on..!