A real wife sleep on the floor when
her husband bring His side chick home
.
You must respect your man

There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing

Girls who did Abortion😐
When u shave🔪
Did u know you’re cleaning the cemetery?

Nobody cheat like a guy who always say
“The problem is that you don’t trust me”

Barbara has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. “Will I die?” she asked. “Not yet,” God replied, “You will live for another thirty five years,three months, and seven days.” At this instant, she snapped back alive. After the heart attack, she decides to make the most of her life. She gets a face lift,Botox, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even gets a surgery to change the colour of her hair. After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a truck and dies. When she goes up in heaven and meets God, she’s steaming.

“What was that!?”Barbara asked. “What?” God responded, “You died.”

“You said I would live another thirty five years!”

“Oh.” God thought for a while. “I didn’t recognise you.

The More I Get To Know Certain People
The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals Bored The Ark.

When You Call The Number That’s Saved As “Failed Abortion” in Your Mom’s Phone
and Your Phone Starts Ringing

I Saw wedding cars moving in reverse
Maybe it’s a DIVORCE

Stop telling people that you are in a serious relationship, as if it is really that serious you could have been married💍 by now..!

If someone in a Taxi decides to look at your Chat
.
Just turn On the Front Camera
You will thank Me later

Sometimes you don’t need a goal in life,
you don’t need to know the big picture.
you just need to know what you’re going to do next!

If she complains about you coming late at night respect her
and come back early tomorrow morning

Have you ever looked so “stunning”
that you felt like you disrespected your outfit by getting on a Taxi