*Once again please*

*If you are experiencing the following:*

*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*

*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*

*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆

*Stay at home & Be safe***

That Protex soap is the best I tell you, real original.
I’m still using the one I bought in June… Still not finished

Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you.
Remember that.

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

Your Boyfriend comes & picks you up
and the Guy you slept with last night is in the front seat…
Are you getting in the car?

*IT’S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT TIMES.*..

*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence containing the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I was drinking tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

Depression is for students from Uj, Wits, Up and UCT.
The rest of you loves attention.

Do you remember when you & your ex said
you’re going to love each other forever?

*IDIOTS*

My mom just looked at my son
and said hi “study group”

A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.

Dear ladies

Sometimes you have to call your man and say ” You thought I won’t find out?” then hang up, don’t pick up his callz wait for his confession. then thank me later😂

Propaganda who is foolish enough to trade land for a mirror if you see your reflection on water everytime you drink from a river? Logic brothers and sisters can give us clues on the back the hand that Bill Fill (how ever his name is spelled) fed us in his film. I am not trying to be clever or anything but please remember when the great tata Sobukhwe said “eat and Chou but please never swallow it might be poisonous”. Khakhe niyeke ubhala into eniyibone etivini okanye niyifunde kwi history esikolweni sisondliwa ngamadlagusha its not yet uhuru critical thinking is vital

We don’t care if you came at Uj to do your Honours,
Masters or PHD oksalako you are a first year.