If you’re sick never google the symptoms✋
You’ll die from stress
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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world
and you start sleeping with him…
my sister is that how you reward liars
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Nobody Keeps in Touch Like A Woman You Promised To Send Money.
They Be Like “Hey Hunny Did You Enjoy Your Day Tomorrow?
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i seriously don’t know why people expect pastors’ kids to be like them.
God only called their fathers.
It wasn’t a conference call…
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Skinny girl if she holding a
“Tablet”
She will be looking like she’s carrying a
“Plasma”
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My sister, continue saying all Men are
players..!!
•°•
Until you marry their coach.
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If we are in a relationship and I cheat on u
that doesn’t give u permission to cheat back.
I’m giving u an example of what not to do
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Attention guys please avoid eating Russians Polony
and Mixed Portion Rainbow Things
They said they have virus that can kill you within 2days
Truly speaking not a joke
You can Google
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IRRITATING & BORING FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES
2. Am back pals! (So ?)
3. Am sick! (Go to the hospital!)
4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha who is a heart surgeon or mechanic)
5. Am quitting facebook! (See u out! Do yu know how many people are on facebook? I wont miss abit)
6. Facebook is boring! (hehe cheer it up because ityu boring!)
7. Any lady /guy online? Hitma inbox for a sexchat? (Stupid pervert! This is not a fuckbook)
8. Am back! Did u miss me?(I didn’t even notice yu hadgone… Duh!)
9. Bulawayo, Jhb, China, Zim, here I come. (Hey?? Are you a Crusade?)
10. I love my man…… (Tel him inbox, not us)
11. ADD MORE..
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Zulu wife to Zulu husband:” You
know today when i came out from the
bathroom wrapped in towel, father in law
saw me!”
Husband:”Oh my God, then what u did?”
Wife:”What could i do, i removed the towel
to cover my head quickly!!”
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So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.
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I was in the market today when someone cover my eyes from behind
and ask me to guess who he was,
I guess for over 30minutes and decided to remove his hand …..
behold was a mad man come see marathon🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂😂😂😂😂
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Yesterday I saw my girlfriend sprinkling
some weird brown salt in the meat,
I’m sure its a new flavor
Let me continue washing her panties
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The way people look at u
when they’re in a bus and u walking on foot…
you’d swear they’re in a private jet
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I asked old man one day the secrect of
reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks
bottle of whisky everyday ,smokes 2 packs
of cigarette and bath after 4 days .When I
ask how old is he ,he said ”My son ,I`m 25
years old”
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Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted
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