New year promotion!!!!!
Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.
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That person you used to stay up till 2am chatting/talking to… Where are they now? 🙆
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See, you should have slept..!
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U see that guy who is replying your chat faster than ur boyfriend ?
He is also replying slowly to his own girlfriend,
so sister stay where u are.😀😀
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Some of ya ladies we only Dating your
body’s don’t get Comfortable..!
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Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
As the food was served, Husband said:
“The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
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Ladies that goes out wit N100 and come back with Sharwama, Pizza, ice cream nd 10k. Please which God are you serving?
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If your boyfriend is on Facebook
and half of his female friends are
hotter than you, my prayers are
with you my child,
be strong.
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Happy women’s day to Zodwa’s body…
her face must wait for father’s day
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When you leave🚶 the store without buying anything
and you’re telling yourself “act normal, you’re innocent”
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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?
Lost Your Pen – No Pen
No Pen – No Notes
No Notes – No Study
No Study – Fail
Fail – No Diploma
No Diploma – No Work
No Work – No Money
No Money – No Food
No Food – Skinny
Skinny – Ugly
Ugly – No Lover
No Lover – No Marriage
No Marriage – No Children
No Children – Alone
Alone – Depression
Depression – Sickness
Sickness – Death
Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen
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A Touching Story
Girl: (touches the boy)
Boy: (touches the girl)
Girl: (Touches the boy again)
😭😢😢 What a touching Story
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When she starts posting “it’s my life,
i don’t care what people think about me”
just know she started sleeping with someone’s husband
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Welcome to South Africa were the father is called Baby
and the baby is called Papa
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My ex is now a lesbian and she’s threating
to get her revenge by beating me
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When you drive carrots rich street a guy comes walking up to you and says he is very poor so you give him $20 and the guy goes to the the shop and sees the price for the pizza per box is $20 and he buys 222 boxes of pizza and goes to his palace.
Moral:always look at the streets name or else the donkey will kick you in the face
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I don’t chase dreams,
I just go back to bed and try to dream it again
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