After Covid-19 I won’t have time for Milk
I’ll eat Corn Flakes with Savannah I’m thirsty guys

Stop it I liiike it

Ngrrrrrrrr ngrrrrrrr
Him::: Hello bbes
Her:::::hi Sam..I called to tell you that j can’t do this anymore..it’s getting hard by the day
Him::::can’t do what exactly?
Her:::I mean ,you don’t even have a car ..how will we go out ?
Him:::: hey hey hey ..hold up!…do YOU have a car ?
Her::no I don’t,But you’re a man and you’re the one who’s supposed to make a plan and have a car
Him:::ohhh I see ..so all the women that have cars,,are men ..is that what you’re telling me?
Her:::nooo no no
Him:::ohk ..does your father have a car ?
Her::::be he doesn’t Sam,, but that’s besides the point 🤷‍♀️
Him::::point my foot,,,you have 5 brothers ,do they have cars ?
Her:::no bbe they don’t but…
Him:::But what huh?

Don’t come up with stories..find R10 and come see me tomorrow 9am ..I’ll be home

Her::::ok bbe I’m sorry ..see you tomorrow

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Volume gents how far

If you are taller than your boyfriend, then
you are the one who should go outside at
night and check when dogs bark…

[Dear Slay Queens💰]
Don’t stress darlings, your graduation is coming very soon..

No school😐, No career😐 ,No job😐 ,No talent😐 , Just phone😎 , tattoos😐, leggings,high waist jeans and crop top, Yet you want to be loved for who you are?
LEMME TELL YOU,
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You don’t need Jesus alone . You need Jesus … Luke… Mathew … Moses …, Peter …, John …and all of his disciples. You might also need Judas Iscariot.😂

Black people will see their ex classmates pregnant and say
“Eish this girl was very quiet at school.”
Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

Hey guys,

Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.

I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.

These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.

I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.

I will keep you all updated

I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT…
I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles:
INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left..

Girls who are busy complaining that men have s*x or
impregnate them then run away.
My question is:- when u score a goal do you remain at the goal post or do you run celebrating wildly?

I know yesterday I was drunk but
why today I woke up with so many CVs from people &
I don’t even work. I don’t know what promises I made.

My sister I’m warning you,Never date a Guy with two Legs👣
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He might run🏃 away when you get Pregnant(

IF you’re doing grade 12 and struggling with
Mathematics and physical Sciences . . .
please inbox me and explain
why you chose difficult subjects. 😊

You can not love taking pictures like
those sisters and brothers
who attend church at our campuses… Iyooo noo..

I want to date a girl who’s been through the worst ..
lied to…heart broken
…literally broken to pieces so I cn finish her off