2000 girls can Embarrass You sometimes..Today i took out my 2000 bae for a lunch

Waiter: Can I take your orders
Me: Oh yess…Black coffee ..plz..
Bbe: Eeh…Emtee plz… Nx

Tomorrow I’ll be hosting a party at home,
it’s only for cute people, if you are ugly please don’t come
Even my self I won’t be there

I Rather Walk For Seven Days Then Asking
Direction In Johannesburg

The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed

If a woman asks: “How are you?”
Just reply “I’m fine.”
But if you have money, you can add: “And you?”

Hi guys….mara hav u notice gore ma 1970s, 1980s and 1990s looks younger than Ma 2000..is something dat i jst notice now😏

If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???

Guys It’s month end.
What time do we get mad at our girlfriends for no reason?

When you meet her friends and
you realize you got the ugly one

Don’t just tell me what people were saying about me.
Also tell me why they were so comfortable telling you

When u are being beaten up in a fight and then someone shouts “let them fight”
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Bro u will think the devil is the referee

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

the best way to punish ur dad is by joining the priest hood so that ur dad can call you father and u will answer him my son God loves you!!!

JUST FOR FUN.

Type “I am a big” and keep pressing the middle prediction. Let your keyboard form the sentence.