Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: “Emily wake up! You know what just happened!?”
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“No”, she replies sleepily.
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“I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. I think I’m getting super powers!”
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Emily replies groans: “Oh no, Peter! You pig, you just peed into the fridge again!!!”

People Usually Say There Is No Difference Between Complete & Finish.

But There Is

When You Marry The Right One, You Are Complete.

And When You Marry The Wrong One, You Are Finished.

And When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One, You Are Completely Finished!

I made Vodacom people stupid today,
I bought R29 airtime n I threw it away without inserting it

I have decided to stop cheating and be faithful to my
5 cute girlfriends!
Actually men dont cheat we just read bibble

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

On my wedding day when you hear your name, you’ll answer and move forward to get a plate of food, the rest of you will tell me who invited you,
while receiving some slaps…

I wanna mix russian bear🍺,18-18
And Brutal 8🍻 while Smoking weed🍁🍁…..
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Any words 4 me

Do you still remember chilling with your Ex giving
names to your unborn babies?
Don’t scroll down I’m talking to you

BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋

A Girl’s Favorite Line When
She is Angry: “Don’t Touch Me

Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right

I have a dig bick. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

u read that wrong!
That awkward when u realise u read that wrong, u also said “moment” after ‘awkward’!

Wierd YOU!