I’ve got a couple of goldfish as pets. I call them one and two. That way if one dies I’ve Continue Reading..

You pause FIFA and reply to her texts and she still cheats

Just saw a white girl twerking. Thought she was having a seizure

Look at your girlfriend and ask yourself. Is this the best I can do???

Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday” – Ronnie : “ok Continue Reading..

You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but Continue Reading..

Even Though I Walk Through The Darkest Valley I Will Never Post Bae AMEN!!!…

She was my daily crush until She posted: “Imagine stealing the meat and forgetting to put the pot door