TEACHER: Nyaa, you should stop making ugly faces at other students
Nyaa: Why?
TEACHER: Because when I was young I was told if I make ugly face it will stay that way
Nyaa: Well, I see you didnt listen..
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Guys may kanta ako sa inyo ” Kung ikaw may jowa tumawa ka hahaha,
Kung ikaw ay may jowa tumawa ka hahaha.
Kung ikaw ay may jowa ang buhay mo sasaya kung ikaw ay may jowa mahal ka ba? Yun lng!
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10 mins ago I was bored. So I decided to call the police.
Me: Hello, help.
Police: What happened?
Me: 5000 people are following me.
Police: Calm down, where are you?
Me: Facebook!
Police: Idiot!!!
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Work hard until your messages cant be ignored even in family groups.
Even if you type (:! They will reply “How are you bro ” What did you say ?
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Donald Trump wanted to paint the white house.
.
He calls for quotation… Chinese guy quoted 3 million, European guy quoted 7 million and a African guy quoted 10 million.
.
Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote 3 million?” Chinese guy replied “1 million for paint, 1 million for labour and 1 million profit”.
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Trump asked european guy.
He replied-“3 million for paint, 2 million for labour and 2 million profit..”
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Trump then asked the African guy. He replied “4 million for you, 3 million for me and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to do the painting ☺!!”
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The African guy got the contract.
So how many likes for Africans guy ??
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Daughter: Daddy can I go to my friend place to do my homework?
Dad: sit down.. Your Mom use to say the same thing when she want to come to me!!
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The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day
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Given got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major DD Mabuza: What is this?
.
Given: major today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
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You pay 60k lobola, Spend 200k for your wedding,
Pay bond of 1,4m… A car of 500k…
And then break up because of an sms worth 50c
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Judge: “Do you receive these
charges Papa?”
Major: “I receive my Lord”
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Anonymous to Dr Phil; “I am 75, have 5 wifes and also have a blessee, and cant stop sleeping with my friends’s wifes and daughters. Should I marry them also ?”
Dr Phil : “Voetsek Zuma, I know its you !”
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
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I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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“But u said u are 5 minutes away”
–
First of all i didn’t say where im 5 minutes away from
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Anyone dating my future wife should please take it easy on her 2day… even if she says, “Hit me Harder!” and “Faster!” Or “Tear it!”, Please don’t mind her!
…I’m begging you in the name of God, she doesn’t know what she’s saying ..
Please!
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When your boyfriend introduces you to his family
then you hear voices in the kitchen saying
did you see the forehead ?
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