Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
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A girl’s favourite line when she’s angry
“Don’t touch Me”
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Dear ladies. As soon as you break up with
your boyfriend. Please alert the guy that
showed interest in you while you were
dating
Let’s keep queue moving
Thank you
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“SHORT TEMPER”
I almost told my wife that i caught my girlfriend
with another man
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“In our neighbourhood there was a woman who used to steal a lot,she stole everything she came accross.
One day she got sick and went to the doctor,the doctor left her in his room for few minutes.as per her habits,she thought “What can i steal?”
Luckly there was meat on a tupperware on the table and she ate all of it,thinking it was BiltoN.
When the Doctor returned,he noticed that the tupperware was empty and asked her:”Didn’t u see the Foreskins of the boys I’ve just cut This Morning??
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Dating a girl who bleached is not a problem. The problem is when she gets pregnant and you’re expecting a cute baby like NEYMAR.
👇
Then boom POGBA
Swain_da_SpoiltBrat
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A woman called the police
station last Saturday evening
and said, “My husband has
gone out with a girlfriend
and right now am going after
them. I have a gun and when
I find them, I will kill both of
them right away”. The police
asked, “Where exactly have
they gone?”.
Woman: They went to watch
a certain Comedian show.
The police rushed quickly and
went to the place and made
sure they arrived earlier than
the woman. When they
reached the place, they took
the mic from the Comedian
and started announcing, “If
there is a married man here
and has come with a
girlfriend, you must leave
immediately. Your wife is
coming right now with a gun
to shoot both of you dead”.
The police were surprised
that the door became too
small as everyone was
running out and the show
ended because even the
Comedian himself ran out!!!
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Block Your Moms Slap & Listen To Her
Telling The Whole Family
How You Tried To Kill Her
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Ex: Hi bae, I have missed u
Me: Sorry I can’t talk at the graveyard attending a memorial
Ex: OMG sorry, who died
Me: My feelings for u
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Being dump or ignore by a broke stingy guy
Is like being discharge from hospital
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I know that I’m ugly as hell and
yet I expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
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WHY DO CHURCH GIRLS REMAIN SINGLE FOR SO LONG!!??😘😘😍😍😍😘😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boy : Babe watsup?
Girl : Pliz my name is Grace not Babe
Boy : OK Grace how are you ?
Girl : The Lord is my strength ..
Boy : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : am cooking
Boy : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me
Boy : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished
cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : pliz.., I only serve the living God and not human beings.
Boy : OK sister Grace what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ…
Boy : Honestly looking forward hold your hands one of this days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Boy : when will I see you?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Boy : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you, so never you give up too!
Boy : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl : The Lord is my shepherd I shall not want
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Just heard my ex was hit by a truck.
Oh lord I 🙏 pray nothing happens to the truck
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Message Body:
Why didn’t the skelitin cross the road
Bicause he didn’t t had the GUTS to do it😂
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She Just Blocked Me After Commenting On Her Post.
.
“What’s wrong?”
“Oh it’s personal ”
“Then why the hell would you post it on Facebook? “
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when ur ugly don’t play di hard to get..
coz ur already hard to want
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