Being single for too long its not good…..even if you are typing kissing on your phone, the auto-correct changes it to kidding and you cant even bother to type ‘bae’
😂😂😂💃
Evening all singles….
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Wife : “what are u doing?”
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Ronnie : “nothing”
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Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”
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Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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Some psychologists say that sleeping naked
can help build a person’s confidence, .
But nobody on this bus seems to appreciates it
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Lady patient to the Doctor inside his examination room “Doctor can you please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable. ”
Doctor – “Trust me lady, I am a Doctor and I am a Gentleman.
Lady patient – “No that’s not the issue. Your receptionist is alone outside and my husband is neither a doctor nor a gentleman…
He is a Pilot.
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Hey guys,
Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.
I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.
These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me beers during this festive period.
I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.
I will keep you all updated
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A Pastor found a baboon that could talk. So he taught it how to sing, pray and preach.
At one Sunday service, the Pastor said to the congregation,
“The Baboon is going to pray today.”
The Baboon sat still and the Pastor repeated over and over again “The Baboon is going to pray today”, but the Baboon did not respond.
After the service pastor asked the Baboon, “Why didn’t you want to pray when I asked you to?” and the Baboon answered, “Was it necessary to call me Baboon? Everybody here is referred to as Brother irrespective of their status in life. You could have at least said Brother Babs!” 😂😂😂😃😃Everyone deserve little R*E*S*P*E*C*T
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work
but then I remember I was born Cute not rich
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table,” or “Hey, all the cards the ace of spades?” The magician was furious, but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,
“OK, I give up. Where’s the ship?”
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•Single
•Taken
•Complicated
•Hoeing/febing
I dont know what is best for me
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In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER
There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is
cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we
together???? Good morning friends
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When Going To School
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White People
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*2 Books📚
*1pen ✏
*1pencel
*Erasser 😁
*Apple🍏
*Textbook📖
*Charpner
*Banana🍌
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Black
*9books 😨
*Lunch Box 😢
*Machangane Bag :v
*12Textbook 😅
*Lunch Box For Shiit 😂
*Ponds😦
*Charger😑
*5Cellpone 🙂
*7Flip File :v
*Headset 😁
*Polish Nd brush :v
*LeTsela laho Phumula 😆
* mirror 😡
*Dawn☺
*Vaseline😣
*Strght cap 😢
*Backet Head 😂
*Scarf 😂
*7 BallPen :v
*HandClove 😊
*Tissue ☺
* Hair con 😕
*Bottle For Water 😦
*3Eraser 😉
*tablet 😃
*Laptop 😐
*Weed Nd Cigarette
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If your bae says do whatever makes you happy
just know that you already have a replacement
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The lawyer hopes you get into trouble, the doctor hopes you fall sick, the police hopes you become a criminal, the teacher hopes you are born stupid, the coffin maker wants you dead, only the thief wishes you prosperity in life so that he can steal from you.
IT’S WORLD’S THIEVES DAY , Send to any thief you know. It came to me by mistake,don’t send it back to me..
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My boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call
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Just when you have thought you have seen them all. 😂 😂 😂
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Then you see your boyfriend wearing a lace material Bvd.
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