Blue tick is nothing have you ever commented on a Post
where they only give attention to certain people’s comments..!

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds…
The cremation will be epic!

Our generation never had babysitters our parents just told us to lock 🔒
the door n never open for anyone

Some Girls are really poor in romance. you hit her with a pillow,
Boom she’s chasing you with a knife.

Tht moment whn a Zulu guy says: I’m Solly and u get confused
whether he’s apologizing or introducing himself

wo years ago I asked my friend to
get me my crush’s number because
I was too shy to ask her myself
.
Their wedding is on next weekend

I Don’t Know Who Needs To Hear This,
But Call Your Ex And Apologise

Day 3 of quarantine, I met some lady in my house named mom..
she’s kinda loud

Are you a female aged 18-24?
Fluent in English, and want to travel and do
modelling in America?
That’s nice nhe, shame.

I was in a church last Saturday, a male and female were sitting next to me. I was so shocked when the female started to pull her dress up and lift the bra and the male started sucking her nipple like there was no body watching them… the female was around 28yrs and the male is just 3 months old. Thanks for reading,
I’m in my house if you like come and beat me.

My Doctor Said I Should Stop Drinking Beer
That’s Why I’m only Drinking Alcohol