Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…
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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.” “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone!”
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My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!
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A baby was born and a minute later it began
to speak:
“I’m going to live for 4 days, my mother will
die in 6 days and my father will die in 15
days”.
4 days later the child dies, after 6 days the
mother dies too.
The father Sol, was going crazy because the
next one will be him.
He sold everything and spent the whole
money.
15 days later, the garden boy dies.
Don’t rush in solving problems my children.
Be patient
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A woman was at a job interview. The interviewer noticed a four year gap in her resume and asked what she was doing at that time. The woman replies,
“Oh, I was in Yail.”
The interviewer is impressed and tells her she’s hired.
The woman says, “So I got the yob??”
“Yob?” The interviewer asks.
“Yeah, yob.
So…
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Gents….
A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels.
Its written all over the way
she behaves when you are around.
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Father:Have you taken your maths test, son?
Son:Taken already.
Father:Did you get them all right?
Son:Only five wrong
Father:Not bad! By the way, how many sums altogether?
Son:Five.
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I was in a party last night, where I told a girl,
excuse me please, can u go back ?? I want to pass,
She replied,
Hey,hey , hey,can’t u see? I can not go backer than this, I’ve already gone the backest, you should instead be go backing let me pass,,,
I forgot to faint ,
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When I drink alcohol…
Everyone says I’m alcoholic.
But… When I drink Fanta..
No one says I’m fantastic.
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A meeting at your convenience to discuss your requirements with complete details the class is at least a portion to be in touch.
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*I’m hosting a party*
*Free food🥞🍔*
*Free Alcohol*🍷🥂🍻
*Entrance: Your Grade 1 report*
😂😂😂
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That moment when a short guy compliments u and say
your hair smells nice and u start wondering
which hair is he talking about
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If you lost your money 💸 around Mamelodi Taxi Rank 🚐
It’s R25000.00 tied with a rubber band 💸.
Please, call me 📞… or inbox ✉ me I will direct you where to pick your rubber band
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two terrorists having discussion in a bar. the waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist: we are planing to kill 10 thousand people and a donkey
Waiter:why a donkey?
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then one terrorist says to the other,”see i told you nobody will care about the 10 thousand people”
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Wheen u thought u have seen it all then boom a chinese guy with a gold tooth
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When you’re from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.
A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.
“No, they went to town.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No, he went with Mum and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.
The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.” 👏🏻🤣😂🤠
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