Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

I am selling a good second hand girlfriend*
Still attractive with 1 child and in good condition.
Model: 1993
Make: slender
Mileage: 1 child
Suspension finished shocks but replaceable.
Prize negotiable ,swap and top also accepted .
If interested please inbox me.
remember no road test

My dear sister if you are in a
relationship and he only has time for
you at night…
You are dating a mosquito

Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…

We are too old for cheating, just sit down with her and
tell her you want a 2nd girlfriend

You’ll be dating your girl in peace and then
1 fool will give her a lift in a Range Rover
Sport….and she will start behaving like an
android phone which needs to be flashed..

The best time to argue with a woman is
when she is applying make up,
You will not hear a single word!

Marrying a lady aged above 30yrs old is like buying a newspaper in the evening!

My Sunday school teachers never told me I was ugly.
They waited until it was time for church drama,
then they made me Satan!

Man Dies. In Heaven He Sees A Large Wall Full Of Clocks.

He Asks Angel: “What Are These For?”

Angel Answers: “These Are Lie Clocks, Every Person Has Lie Clock! Whenever You Lie On Earth, Clock Moves.”

The Man Points Towards A Clock And Asks: “Whose Clock Is This?”

Angel Says: “Its Mother Teresa’s. It Never Moved, Showing That She Never Told Lie”

The Man Asks: “Where Is Indian Politician’s Clock?”

Angel Replies: “That’s In Our Office, We Use It As Table Fan“

If your boyfriend has Alot of female cousins.
Trust me you are also his cousin.

If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!

Why Should i Applaud A White Man For Speaking An African Language ? 😒
I’ve Been Speaking English For As Long As I’ve Been Alive 😏 ,
Where is My Applause ?

Mother to son
“Hey you child I’m warning you,
if you fall down from that tree and break both your legs
don’t come running to me”.