If Doors Of Opportunity Don’t Open in 2019,
We Using Windows.. Are We Together?

ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop

Usualy i mind my own business but
when i see someone beefing on facebook
i read all 884 coments

Whites: I’m broke.

Blacks: Maturity is when December doesn’t excite you anymore.

Girls be like:
”Harder… Harder, faster… Faster. But after
you guys break up, then you be like He used me”
🙄😯😮😶🤔
How my sister?

Couples are busy chasing money together but
you and your baboon are still arguing who is gonna text first……

You are still saying that well doing families
have got snakes to steal money

So you caught your boyfriend sleeping
with another girl because you denied him
sex, and you have guts to say he’s
cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked and selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity, we use
generators”

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but sell that iPhone and eat