Guys did you notice that even money is social distancing now 😂😂😂😂
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Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
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Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
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Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes
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Restaurant Humor…😜😜
Today afternoon I went to a restaurant for lunch
and It was full,
no place to sit.
I took out my mobile,
placed it to my ear and
said loudly –
“sis come fast, he’s here with someone else.”
Sixteen couples ran away!
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You are not black enough if the night before a school trip
you don’t dream about the bus leaving you behind.
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Baby I love you with my lung and kidney.
My heart has suffered a lot.
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I’m looking for a single lady here inbox me
for more details I’m selling single beds
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If wer continue wearing mask😷 for more 7 years.
Our children will think Mouth’s is a private part😏
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A good wife will bring her husband’s phone in a tray
when it is ringing.
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Posting Jokes On Facebook doesn’t Mean Everything Is Fine..
I also Have Personal Problems Such As Crying When
Am Hungry Nd Refuse To Bath
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A man was walking
down the street when he was
accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby-looking homeless
man who asked him for a couple
of cash for dinner.
The man took out his wallet,
extracted 1k and asked, “If I give
you this money, will you buy
some beer with it instead of
dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years
ago,” the homeless man replied.
“Will you use it to go fishing
instead of buying food?” the man
asked.
“No, I don’t waste time fishing,”
the homeless man said. “I spend
all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this on green
fees at a golf course instead of
food?” the man asked.
“Are you NUTS!” replied the
homeless man. “I haven’t played
golf in 20 years!”
“Will you spend the money on a
woman in the red light district
instead of food?” the man asked.
“What disease would I get for
1k?” exclaimed the homeless
man.
“Well,” said the man, “I’m not
going to give you the money.
Instead,
I’m going to take you home for a
terrific dinner cooked by my
wife.”
The homeless man was
astounded.
“Won’t your wife be furious with
you for doing that? I know I’m
dirty and I probably smell pretty
disgusting.”
The man replied, “That’s okay.
It’s important for her to see what
a man looks like after he has
given up beer, fishing, golf and
s**
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TYPICAL AFRICAN
1: When making a call their finger is always on
the
end button, ready to cut the call.
2: Always check the airtime balance after each
call.
3: After cooking they always put the used
cooking
oil back in the bottle or cup for future use.
4: Empty coffee tins are used for storing sugar
&
salt.
5: When they boil milk they add water to
increase
its volume,
6: Empty mazoe & soft drink bottles are used
for
storing water in the fridge.
7: No matter how cheap something is they will
always ask for the price to be reduced.
8: If the bus conductor forgets to collect the
bus
fare they will also keep quiet till they get off.
9: When they buy mineral water they will not
throw
away the empty bottle instead they will just
refill it
with tap water
10. when they withdraw cash on ATM, they
recount the
cash in order to verify it.
11. If they buy meat or something delicious
they put in a transparent bag yet when buy
vegetables they put
them in black bag and use short-cuts
Am I lying?
How many shares?
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A Man Gifted His Wife A Diamond Necklace, For Their Anniversary,
And His Wife Didn’t Speak To Him For 6 Months,
Why?
That Was The Deal.
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The doctor said I must not carry anything heavy.
So now I sit down when I pee
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to
appreciate his cleverness and
just stupid enough to admire it.
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What happens when a one night stand goes well better than what you expected, does it still remain a one night stand.. ?
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Ladies are so naive when it comes to their male friends👨,
they’ll be like: “He’s my bro, he would never try that with me”..!
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