Only Men Can Spend The
Whole Day Without Knowing Each other

At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing

Announcement we will get rich soon 😍
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Only money is missing

You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said “You and your company, leave my class”

1. Girls who don’t wear half naked to get
boys attention…
2. Girls who don’t ask too much……
3. Girls who don’t post half naked pics to
get many likes on facebook…..
4. Girls that don’t sleep with every guy……
Do we still have such girls?……………
Yes or No..

Do you see those pictures you took together with your boyfriend while both of you are laughing, one day you are going to delete them crying…

I’ve been baby sitting a one month old baby
since morning till now
she hasn’t told me she’s hungry

Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen
meat without chewing because you
thought someone was coming

We are black people❤

-We call every toothpaste COLGATE
We don’t care😂

-We call every cooking oil FISH OIL
We are proud😂

-We point at an empty chair and ask “Who’s sitting there ”
We are like that😂

-We call every cold drinks COKE
We don’t care😂

-We steal your belongings and help you look for them
We are just like that😂

-We name our dogs TIGER or Spider
We don’t give a f**k❤

-We promise to stab you with a slap or bare hand
We are sometimes strange😂

-We eat a fruit an expect to be healthy at the same time
We don’t care😂

-When electricity goes we go out and,check if it’s the whole street
We are just like that😂

-We blame atchar for smelling armpits even if we didn’t bath
We are sometimes weird😂

-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don’t have a problem😂

-We buy something,skip instruction&ask neighbors how it’s used
We don’t care😂

-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before going
We are cautious😂

-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are like that😂

-We pay R500 to a sangoma so we can know who stole R50
We are sometimes weird😂

-We turn off the volume just to smell what’s burning
We are like that😂

-When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves
We are smart😂

-We share beers and cigarettes but we don’t share opportunities
We are sometimes selfish😒

✊ We are proud to be black and we love ourselves like that ✊

#proudly_black

Share this😂😂😂dont laugh alone

A mad man saw a brand new 4X4 car
parked in front of a house. He said “waow
the owner of this car is very dumb…simple
4×4 he cannot solve”…he then took a stone
and wrote on the car =16. The owner of
the car got so angry nd went ahead to
spray de car new. The mad man did it
again. The owner was so angry by this
time that when he finished spraying, he
ordered them to write 4X4=16.
This time
The mad man came around, looked at the
car, nodded his head, smiled, picked a
stone and marked it correct

Husband And His Wife Were Having Dinner At Fancy Restaurant 😊💝🔐

As The Food Was Served

Husband Said:” The Food Looks Delicious, Let’s Eat ”

Wife :”Honey…You Say a Prayer Before We Eat At Home”

Husband:” That’s At Home Sweetheart…Here The Chef Knows How To Cook ”