In A Car When A Sad Song Comes On A Radio . I Stare Out The Window And Pretend To Continue Reading..

I can’t sleep when i open my eyes 😣. Can i get a peg to hold my eye?

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Going to toilet without ur phone will force u to read Air freshener ingredients

My boss just e-mailed me, “Send me one of your funny jokes Jack.” I replied, “I’m working at the moment, Continue Reading..

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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and Continue Reading..

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