Some of you ladies also want to be loyal to
your boyfriends but the economy doesn’t
allow you
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If your boyfriend says “I will marry you when the time is right”
Ask him if he has ever seen a wrong time.
Has he ever seen 7:60pm???
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Remember when you thought you’d die when your ex left you?
Look at you now, all strong and ready for the next heartbreak.
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It’s hard to be a man
No make up, no weave…If you are ugly, you
are ugly
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Grammar Teacher : PETER DOES NOT FLIRT WITH WOMEN.
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What is -PETER- in the sentence..
.
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Student: Maam,PETER is gay..!
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Jack Mabaso would be powerless
if he takes off his left hand glove
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DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU GET UPSET
WEN YOUR BOYFRIEND ONLY GIVES YOU ONE ROUND ??
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Short girls in white dress
Looks like toilet papers
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Some Girls will Be like “There is no Job in SA” wen their
make Up alone shows that they are a Professional Painter
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TEACHER: TODAY’S TOPIC IS NUTRITION.
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TEACHER : What is Nutrition class?
TUMELO: Nutrition is our topic today
TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
TUMELO: By staying at home .
TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your
language?
TUMELO: We don’t call them, they come on their own.
(teacher faint)
TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
TUMELO: Exami-nation (teacher fainted)
TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free.
what tense
is that??
TUMELO: Future impossible tense
TEACHER : What do we call a small Lizard in
English??
TUMELO: Lizzy baby (Teacher faint)
TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Write and begin with Mangoes)
TUMELO: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.
TEACHER: What do we call a male duck in English??
TUMELO: Mr Duck
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A Couple Decided to commit suicide after going through a really hard time so they decided to jump off of a building.
When they got to the top , they both counted to 3
the woman jumped but the man stayed
he watched her fall for 8 seconds and saw her pull out a parachute
Who betrayed who ??
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what is the opposite of Transparent
👶Transchildren
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Teacher : “what kind of an institution is marriage?”
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Ronnie : “it is the one where a man loses his Bachelor’s degree
and a woman gets her Masters”
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When a black person is losing an argument on fb
they visit your profile and make it pérsonal
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To avoid condom related accidents, use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them.
If the outer one breaks, she will know; and if the inner one breaks, you will know!
– Wisdom will kill me
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