Girlfriend : “I wish i was a Newspaper so i could be in your hands everyday” – Ronnie : “ok Continue Reading..

He knows when your period ends but he doesn’t know your birthday? My sister is your boyfriend a medical doctor?

Set your password to “itsinfrontofthemirror” Then enjoy watching people stare at themselves for no reason

I asked old man one day the secrect of reaching 102 years ,and he told he drinks bottle of whisky Continue Reading..

Me:mom our kettle is not working we should throw it at the dump site Mom:why? Me:because its useless Mom:wena did Continue Reading..

Dear black people. . . . . It’s Police-Station Not Poly-Station . . .Say it with me. . .”P-o-l-i-c-e S-t-a-t-i-o-n”

TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the guests how far we have reached… if i say small you say Continue Reading..

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, “Marc, with a C.” Minutes later, he Continue Reading..