Whenever i have a problem,
I just sing, Then i realize
my voice is worse than
my problem.
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A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in another town a
letter which reads:
” I am sorry, but I’m in love with a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome lady,
so I want us to end our relationship.
Since I no longer love u , send back my photo”.
The girl sends him a reply in a return stamped
envelope containing 50 photos of different guys.
Her reply reads:.
“I don’t remember your face. So please select your photo and
send back the remaining ones, thanks”
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When You Ask God To Remove All The Fake Things In Your Life
Then They Steal Your Nike Vapormax
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Vacancy
Salary: R18,000 per week with free accommodation, meal’s & company car.
Limpopo game park need’s someone to bath Lion’s, take care of the tiger’s, play with crocodiles & feed the snake’s…
No qualification & experience required, just your medical aid card & funeral policy. If interested forward your CV to jointy@limpopo.gov.za. If you are not, don’t be jealous, forward to others.
& please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker… May he’s soul RIP
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Me: How ar u dear
Her: I’m okay
Me: Hope u r having a cool night
Her: Yes
Me: what’s ur best colour
Her: Stop asking questions which makes no sense……..ask reasonable intellectual questions….OK
Me: How many moles of sulphuric acid is needed to neutralize 5ml of sodium carbonate and also to neutralize 5 volume of sulfatate
Her: My best colour is yellow…
And u??
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A letter of Apology for Being Absent at Work for The Whole Week..
.
Die Boss Am first off all ask you that you are how? And your family is how too?? My latter I right to sorry you for seeing me not there all 7 days. On Monday I work up with a marathon stomach. I tried to col you but didn’t touch the phone, in the afuthanunu I started taking out food with the mouth and it was wessy.
.
Thank you Boss.
Mogale M.P
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I’ve just changed my Facebook password to “incorrect” so that
whenever i forget it,
Facebook will be like ” your password is incorrect ”
Good morning everyone
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Last night i had a dream eating delicous Steak.
When i woke up this morning,
i had a tail of a rat in my Mouth
i don’t know what happened guys
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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.
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Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
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These 3 weeks infant is annoying.
She’s crying from hunger,
but she refuses to eat fat cakes 😥
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I Hold My Phone Very Tight When I’m Showing My Mom A Picture
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*I’ve not eaten the whole day because I
had no money – fortunately I met my
pastor and asked him for some money at
least,2 bond for sadza and mazondo. The
pastor prayed for me instead, and told me
God will make a way. He added he would
have given if he had. As he removed his
handkerchief while he was going, his R50
dropped and he didn’t notice. Should I give
the money back to the pastor or it’s God
who made A WAY?* *Please post your
answer.Thanks.*
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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.
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NLY BLACK PEOPLE WILL MUTE THE TV
TO SMELL WHAT’S BURNING
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With Your Bank Account Balance Right Now,
Where Can You Travel To?😣
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