Introduce your bae💑 to your parents, not to us on social media, here we support breakup..!

If you know a guy who forgave a woman for cheating on him,
tell him panties are on special at PEP…

W A R N I N G
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Please share this important warning with all your circles if you truly care.
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Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last night evening, a friend of mine while drinking and driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away

When a girl keep starring at you.
There are two things involved,
it’s either she likes you or she’s farting slowly

December vibes be like:👇
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Me:”hello babe how are you?”😊
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Palesa:”eish…I’m fine just that my battery is low,can’t talk now,😒call me back in January neh babe?

Broke Men
Let’s share our best lines I’ll start..
Eish babe you should have told me yesterday now i used all the cash

Jack goes to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant says “You’ll get your chance in court”.Man says “No, No, No, I just want to know how he got into the house without waking up my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years !”

You’re pregnant and you’re watching TV
with your parents….
Then boom an advertise of a condom
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Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎

m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected to WIFI i forget everything..