I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

South African don’t measure salt. We just sprinkle into the food until we hear the spirit of our ancestors whisper Continue Reading..

The Government Should help us tell the owner of Simba, to reduce the Air dey Pump Inside The Sachet.. Or Continue Reading..

If You Ever Get Caught Sleeping At Work😴 Just Slowly Raise Your Head And Say: ”In Jesus Name Amen”..! 🙏

Teacher: who is Jose Rizal? (quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. ) John: Continue Reading..

A cop pulls a guy over: Sir, why were you speeeding? Officer, I wanted to get home quickly, before I Continue Reading..

Me trying to learn English – Teacher: you did it, didn’t you? Me: You took my pen,tookn’t you?

Snakes for sale : Adders – R80 Cobras – R70 Mambas – R90 Vipers – R100 Pythons – R120 Girls Continue Reading..