My friend won a trip to China . He´s out there now trying to win a trip back home Guys Continue Reading..

I’m not drunk, the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my Continue Reading..

Imagine telling a girl you love them, while you don’t even have her bank details

Imagine dating a broke man but his family think you’re with him for the money..

Dad: Who do you like more ,Mum o Dad? Son:Both Dad:Ok if i go to America and your mum goes Continue Reading..

Malema: Jacob zuma what is a country next to USA? Jacob Zuma: USB

Guys plz teach me to cook corn flakes but I’ve already added tomato n onion… what else should I add

I paid R1400 for a single night at Protea Hotel and you expect me not to urinate on the bed?? Continue Reading..